Our (Not So) Glorious History
Founded by a group of high school friends during a particularly boring summer, Dog Water Development started as an attempt to make video games. Instead, we accidentally crashed our school's servers. From these humble and somewhat illegal beginnings, we've grown into a company known for our consistently average digital products.
Meet the 'Experts'
Our team is composed of individuals who are experts at looking busy. With degrees from online universities that may or may not be accredited, our staff is enthusiastic about coding, at least when they are not watching YouTube tutorials on how to do it.
Our Mission
To provide software solutions that meet the minimum viable product standards. We strive to create software that works sometimes because consistency is overrated. Our commitment to mediocrity is unmatched, making us a leader in the industry of the average.
Why Work With Us?
If you have low expectations, we are the perfect fit. We not only meet them—we often fail to exceed them, maintaining a perfectly consistent record. Choose us when you're out of better options.