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Our illustrious failures

They say you learn more from failure than success. By that measure, we might be the wisest company you’ll ever meet. Here are a few highlights from our storied history:

Website for “Speedy Pizza”

This site was so fast, it was unreachable. We perfectly matched the brand’s promise by creating a site that timed out before your pie could get cold.

App for “Find My Phone… Please”

Designed to help you find your lost phone. Ironically, it got lost in the app stores and rarely found by users. Still missing on most devices.

Custom CRM for “Maybe Money”

Optimistic by name, optimistic by math. It often rounded up figures, giving clients a brighter—if inaccurate—view of their finances.

E-commerce for “Rare Finds Indeed”

Intended to sell rare items. Sales were as rare as the inventory, thanks to a checkout button that played hide and seek.

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