Projects
What We're "Working" On
Against all odds and several HR complaints, the Dog Water team is actively developing games. Yes, games. No, we don't know what we're doing either. But hey, neither did the guys who made Flappy Bird, and look how that turned out.
Disclaimer: "actively developing" is a generous description of what happens between coffee breaks.
Grave Endeavors: A Clicker
Click your way through the afterlife in our debut masterpiece. Dig graves, collect souls, and wonder why you're spending your finite time on Earth clicking a button over and over. It's like Cookie Clicker met a haunted cemetery and neither one called for help.
Current status: Mostly functional. The skeleton animations only break on Tuesdays now.
Learn More →Shelf Life: A Simulator
Ever dreamed of managing a grocery store? No? Well too bad, we're making it anyway. Stock shelves, deal with customers who insist on paying with exact change, and try not to cry when someone asks where the gluten-free water is.
Current status: The shopping carts have achieved sentience. Send help.
Learn More →More Coming Eventually™
We have a whiteboard full of ideas that range from "actually brilliant" to "were you high when you wrote this?" Stay tuned for future announcements, assuming we don't get distracted by another Steam sale.
Our project roadmap is less of a road and more of a vague gesture in a general direction.