What we (sort of) offer
We offer a range of services that are perfect for those who enjoy a good gamble. Here’s what you can roll the dice on:
Web Development
If you need a website and have exceptionally low standards, you’ve come to the right place. Our sites are known for their unique ability to crash during important presentations—perfect for forced intermissions.
App Development
Our apps start crashing before they’re even launched. If you enjoy the thrill of uncertainty and frequent updates, this service is a dream come true.
Software Consulting
Not sure what you need, but certain it needs to change? We’ll help you find the least you can do to avoid total failure. Advice as vague as it is unhelpful—on brand.
Custom Solutions
Need a solution as unique as your problems? We specialize in software that almost fits your needs. Sometimes, it even works as intended.
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